Hungry little Schnauzer raiding my bins,
Gluttony is the greatest of your sins.
I feed you well, but it’s not enough.
That bin is your diamond-in-the-rough!
Lids can’t contain it, no lock can keep you out.
You’re a very clever dog, without a doubt!
Hungry little Schnauzer raiding my bin,
I love you so much, even when you sin.
Even after, when asleep you be.
Sleep well, little glutton, you own me!